I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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