You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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