That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Ketchup is God's man juice
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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