I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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