went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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