we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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