Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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