she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The feeling are messing with the penis
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
