C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
pray to the hookup gods
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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