Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
So squirting runs in the family.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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