Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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