if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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