I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He is an equal opportunity slut.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.