Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick

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(313): View more from Michigan

you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's shedding

(1-912): View more from Georgia

I told you penises don't tan

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(347): View more from New York

We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"

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(330): View more from Ohio

Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name

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(951): View more from California

I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home

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(618): View more from Illinois

I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.

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