I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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