I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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