Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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