Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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