i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I have aggressive nipples.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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