I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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