Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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