Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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