Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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