You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Rumble strips road head = magical
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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