who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She's the barista slut.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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