rhymes with "ouble enetration"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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