How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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