Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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