Where is the hickey?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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