Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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