You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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