just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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