this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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