peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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