just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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