I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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