sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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