I want to stick my p in your. b.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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