Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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