There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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