Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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