Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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