she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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