guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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