I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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