i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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