so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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