5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize