dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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