But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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