I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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