I skipped work to stalk him.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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