Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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