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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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