Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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