They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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