You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Duck Duck Cougar?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
my being single is dangerous.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Randomize
