Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
no more duck duck goose at the bar
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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