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(619): View more from California

Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!

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(402): View more from Nebraska

P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

those are such fre$h shoes

(1-508): View more from Massachusetts

going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign

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(512): View more from Texas

do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?

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(678): View more from Georgia

his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand

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(517): View more from Michigan

He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters

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(512): View more from Texas

you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness

(775): View more from Nevada

Thats so sweet

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(513): View more from Ohio

He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun

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