Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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